Hi long time no see

 I didn't vanish....its been a crazy summer before I start college in less then two weeks :D the posts will be coming more frequently, considering my schedule (which is full of free time on campus) Please be a bit more patient, and I will, no I promise I will, be coming back soon.....TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!!!

Hungry Little Kitty

 Now lets move on to Hostel Part II shall we? I have to say, this one is better than the first. Much, well, more. The movie still has your basic scary movie plot: College students with daddy's money going a round trip around Europe, but this time since it is 3 girls, it culture more than sex, drugs and drinking. This movie follows Beth, the rich and smart girl, Lorna the homesick "little" girl, and Whitney, a female player if you will. Through out the movie, they get hit on by some athletes on the train, meet up with a murderess and end up where the past three guys did, with the same kind of people, from all over the world. I give this movie 4 1/2 RABIDSTARFISHES!!!! The fact that there is a point in the movie where a cat is eating the remains of someone, and it isn't on CSI, makes it new. The fact that a guy gets severed in his "special" place, and that I can't get a Bloodhound after watching what they can do to "special" things, makes me rethink animals all together. The only thing I think I was a little awed and sickened by was when the guy who directed Cannibal Holocaust, Ruggero Deodato, eating the meat of the guy from Harry Potter's leg. Kudos Eli Roth, this is a masterpeice in the "Movies my Mother won't Dare look At" :)

Sorry!

 Sorry it has been so long, but I have been very busy!!!!!!! Class of 2011!!!!!! My post, I assure you, will be more frequent :)

Happy Valentines

 Happy Valentines Day everyone, its true, To be single is the best way to celebrate V day <3

Picture of the Day 1 ( yay!)

 Caption contest worthy

Bubblegum Gang

 When I heard about the movie Hostel, I was more like "ehhh", after seeing it, I have changed my mind. For the record, I watched the extras first, because a little voice in my head wanted me to, and I can't complain, but laugh at what I saw. Despite the fact they had a serious job, if you will, they seemed to have fun. They still did the basketball rackets, party, make an 80's band come back, hung out with Jedi's, and not in that order lol. But now to the point: HOSTEL. The movie has a simple plot: 3 guys on a wild trip around Europe, looking for drinks, drugs and girls, find themselves, based on word of mouth, going to Slovakia, and staying in a hostel ( lol....you know because the name is....oh nevermind). Well it all takes a massive turn for the worst, when they realize that the hostel is a trap ( and to many men a good one) for murder for profit men and women around the world, with their little base in the old factory, and with their little club tattoos.
This movie had some parts that were just to funny, and yes that sounds weird, but hey sue me if you like. For instance, my man Oli. This was a crazed little man, but he is so funny to watch. Then theres Josh, who is the responsible one, and yet he is a victim, which is a bad sign if the good, wholesome, conserned and nice guys goes. And don't forget Paxton, who is klinda in the middle of the two, smart and nice like Josh, and a hound doggie like Oli. I would give this movie a 4 RABIDSTARFISH!!!! This movie was great, I mean really good. The tiny part that could have made it better, is something I can't put my finger on. This movie had everything, you would never think to see in the same movie, even for a horror movie. You have a local gang of children who lives on bubblegum, finding out that an American can cost 25,000 or more, that there are so many bromances, and not to mention a athentic torture museum. This movie left me with one question, if that guy wasn't the #1 boss of all the club, who is? 

I call position A!

 When I saw this movie advertised on Tosh.0, I had to find it fast! The name itself is something that attracks the sanest ( yes me lol ) to watch a 98 minute European movie where all you see is human bugs. This movie is basically about a creepy German doctor who kiddnaps willing girls ( weird huh?) and a Japanese business man to become his alternative to human life in his life, which means sewing end to end ( yes, mouth to rectum) hence a human centipede! The movie had something interesting, the creepy dr. had some decency ( yes I sad decency) to burry his dead failures and morn them in a way, he is an interesting character. The house has a very marbled modern touch to it, and contains some interesting artwork that might have to do with what his past job, and leads to his nowaday obsession with conjoining things.  There was some funny bits to this film, like giving out the number for the rent a car company in Germany, meeting cute German waiters, weird hunting attire, creepy German porno freaks, and giving fetch a whole new meaning, plus I learned a little Japanese from the business man, except I can't put what he said on the blog, its only because I can't remember it all. I give the movie 3 RABIDSTARFISH!!! When I picked up this movie, I thought I was going to be so scared, I would have to stop the movie 10 minutes in, but alas, it wasn't so scary at all, its just the point and plot of the movie thats scary, it was like watching a independent movie, instead of extreme horror. Sure having to hear a girl rentch on the fact she is being feed shit is gross, but to be honest, wasn't to bad for me. The previews were scarrier. But none the less, this movie is one of the things you have to see as an induction to the horror genre, because if you can stand watching a man pull teeth and a girl eating shit, you have taken baby steps, next step you might ask? Lots and lots of blood.