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Bubblegum Gang

 When I heard about the movie Hostel, I was more like "ehhh", after seeing it, I have changed my mind. For the record, I watched the extras first, because a little voice in my head wanted me to, and I can't complain, but laugh at what I saw. Despite the fact they had a serious job, if you will, they seemed to have fun. They still did the basketball rackets, party, make an 80's band come back, hung out with Jedi's, and not in that order lol. But now to the point: HOSTEL. The movie has a simple plot: 3 guys on a wild trip around Europe, looking for drinks, drugs and girls, find themselves, based on word of mouth, going to Slovakia, and staying in a hostel ( lol....you know because the name is....oh nevermind). Well it all takes a massive turn for the worst, when they realize that the hostel is a trap ( and to many men a good one) for murder for profit men and women around the world, with their little base in the old factory, and with their little club tattoos.
This movie had some parts that were just to funny, and yes that sounds weird, but hey sue me if you like. For instance, my man Oli. This was a crazed little man, but he is so funny to watch. Then theres Josh, who is the responsible one, and yet he is a victim, which is a bad sign if the good, wholesome, conserned and nice guys goes. And don't forget Paxton, who is klinda in the middle of the two, smart and nice like Josh, and a hound doggie like Oli. I would give this movie a 4 RABIDSTARFISH!!!! This movie was great, I mean really good. The tiny part that could have made it better, is something I can't put my finger on. This movie had everything, you would never think to see in the same movie, even for a horror movie. You have a local gang of children who lives on bubblegum, finding out that an American can cost 25,000 or more, that there are so many bromances, and not to mention a athentic torture museum. This movie left me with one question, if that guy wasn't the #1 boss of all the club, who is? 

I call position A!

 When I saw this movie advertised on Tosh.0, I had to find it fast! The name itself is something that attracks the sanest ( yes me lol ) to watch a 98 minute European movie where all you see is human bugs. This movie is basically about a creepy German doctor who kiddnaps willing girls ( weird huh?) and a Japanese business man to become his alternative to human life in his life, which means sewing end to end ( yes, mouth to rectum) hence a human centipede! The movie had something interesting, the creepy dr. had some decency ( yes I sad decency) to burry his dead failures and morn them in a way, he is an interesting character. The house has a very marbled modern touch to it, and contains some interesting artwork that might have to do with what his past job, and leads to his nowaday obsession with conjoining things.  There was some funny bits to this film, like giving out the number for the rent a car company in Germany, meeting cute German waiters, weird hunting attire, creepy German porno freaks, and giving fetch a whole new meaning, plus I learned a little Japanese from the business man, except I can't put what he said on the blog, its only because I can't remember it all. I give the movie 3 RABIDSTARFISH!!! When I picked up this movie, I thought I was going to be so scared, I would have to stop the movie 10 minutes in, but alas, it wasn't so scary at all, its just the point and plot of the movie thats scary, it was like watching a independent movie, instead of extreme horror. Sure having to hear a girl rentch on the fact she is being feed shit is gross, but to be honest, wasn't to bad for me. The previews were scarrier. But none the less, this movie is one of the things you have to see as an induction to the horror genre, because if you can stand watching a man pull teeth and a girl eating shit, you have taken baby steps, next step you might ask? Lots and lots of blood.

Jack Rabbit Slims

 Pulp Fiction....wow! This movie made me take so many notes that I think I am suffering from carple tunnel, but since you most likely don't want to hear me go on and on or read alot of words, I will give you a little plot line to make it easier for your eyes ok? The movie first off has a great cast, I mean badass all the way. Jules ( Jackson ) and Vincent ( Travolta ) are hire for kill guys for this guy named Marsellus, who seems to have shaved and cut the back of his neck, and despite being a badass himself, later in the movie, you'll see why his so called badass status changes ok? Mia ( Uma T. ) is a major druggie as much as Vincent is, who has one of the nicest drug dealers I have ever seen ( note: I am only saying that out of sarcasm, I don't do drugs, and if you think I do and want to complain, well you need lives and to take the bug out of your butt) There is more I could tell you but I think I would ruin the plot, as much as Butch ( Bruce Willis) runins he well being for a family watch ( that he should clean before touching ), and Honey Bear and Pumpkin ( poor Tim Roth, thank god thats a pet name, high school would have been a hell hole if it wasn't ) need to pick there "places of work" more effeciently. This movie gets 4 RABIDSTARFISH!!!! The only thing that could have gotten it a 5 would have been if they answered the question on everyone's mind? WHAT WAS VINCENT READING??? WHAT WAS GLOWING IN THE BRIEFCASE???? I ran with guesses like O.J."s bloody glove, a bunch of gelt, or even the first issue of Playboy ( as a girl, I could see why a guy would stop a shooting/robbery for that I guess). This movie has Big Kahuna Burgers, bible verses,  Jerry Curls,  50's get-ups,  Paddlefoot ( creepy mouth cartoon ), refrences to Maxi Pads, a great green 1974 Chevy Nova, and not to mention the movie starts off with a dictionary term on the word pulp, so it has to be educational. Well done, for a movie that I thought was going no-where, and I was wrong. Bravo!

Who's Toby?

 Reservoir Dogs....a classic at just 18 years old ( I know this because it was made the year I was born) Basic Plot: hired job for several, have never met thives, that just turns wrong with the threat of a rat in the group. This movie was cool. It opens up with a bunch of con men discussing the song "Like a Virgin" by Madonna? Is that not interesting? It has some other interesting parts if you think about it? Like the opening credits is the gang walking down a street in slow-mo with nice suits on....can you say Men's Wearhouse Comercial lol I love that. They all go by colors for an alias (Mr. White, Mr. Brown, Mr. Blue, Mr.Orange, Mr. Blonde and Mr. Pink) It is very funny somehow when they try to switch color, it is like picking tribe names for camp, it takes FOREVER! There was blood and emotion, which isn't exactly shown in guys in movies like this, so kudos! There is the ear scene and the song "Stuck in the Middle with You" a classic icon of the movie. I think Tim Roth's pep talk into the mirror could be the one everyone needs, no matter how young or old. In the end all I want is the soundtrack, no matter how many songs are on it :) What do I give this movie? 4 RABIDSTARFISH!!!! It did have some times when there was nothing but I will not question the mind of Q.T due to the fact he is up there and I am down here lol.  So Reservoir Dogs...here is to another 18 years for the both of us...cheers!

Not a Cowboy....Stuntman

Death Proof....enough said ( just kidding ) Q.T  and friends did it again! Death Proof has an amazing story plot, from beginging to end. Like in Planet Terror, in the begining, they have a vintage, and continue to have, look. Not even 5 minutes in there was bong action, and I wasn't offended like most people would be, that and the drinking too. Jungle Julia ( just to get it out there is freaking tall, but is gracefull talk non the less) and her freinds start off a day with boose and smoke, as well as end it....but wait who is that? ITS ELI ROTH AND OMAR DOOM!!!! I screamed when they came on line someone would do for Elvis ( that goes for any other Q.T. movie as well) Amongst the bar they are in, we catch a look at Pam ( blonde Rose McGowan isn't to nice looking, she should be brunette) talking to StuntMan Mike (Kurt Russel, who I am not joking is my highschool history teacher, and just as cool :) ) After drinks, smoking, lap-dancing, and hooking up, everyone leaves, Jungle Julia and her friends, and Pam with Stuntman Mike. That night ends up being a huge murder scene, with a cop debating murder or NASCAR! And it looks like Dr. Dakota is back huh? Several Months go by and Stuntman Mike "freinds" a small group of young ladies and lets just say the thought very highly of him in the end. I thought this movie had some interesting points in it. First, ICYHOT sponsers stuntmen. Next, poetry gets a guy a lapdance. Dov could call me Shauna, I could care less ;) Nate is prepared with his little umbrella how cute.When reading books read like Forrest Gump. Pop machines alter our world's color. Ships Mast is a no go. You can hit a boat on land in the middle of no where and that Karma can be a tramp. What do I give this movie? 4 RABIDSTARFISH!!!! It had action, freedom of expression ( hint hint the bong action), sweet-ass cars and chases, and nachoes :) yum. I can't really say anything was wrong with this movie, but that 4 is a good number to be at. It makes me wish I knew someone like Warren, to say it and then just for the hell of it do it!

The rath of El Wray

 Ok when I saw Grindhouse's Planet Terror, my mind was on overload. It has everything a zombie movie can have, weird chemicals, clueless civilians, strippers (for the guys), J.T BBQ sauce, men's body parts coming off, either by force or melting (Quentin that means you), and a little end of the world romance. This movie starts off with a cool vintage film look like something out of the 70's. There is a preview for Machete that has a little padre who can kill, as best as he can, and all I could say is that is a guy you would want to be babtised by and have at your next BBQ. And before you know it scientists are cutting off balls and storing them, yes you heard me right, STORING THEM IN A PORTIBLE JAR!!!! Needless to say it is messy. Bruce Willis then realeases a chemical gas that turns people into the hungry dead, hence car crashes out the wazoo. Cherry (Rose McGowan) a reacently quiting stripper runs into her ex.....El Wray. Pretty soon afterwards we meet the doctor, who I can't read most of the time, other than he is crazy, and like to see if his temp rises and he is sick or not, and his wife and son. Soon the hospital is full of people with missing parts (yes limbs and even brains), and the un-infected seem to be okay with this? All in all it is a big battle to get to the Army Base, which is about 2 miles away from the strip joint Cherry worked at ( coincendence...I think not) once there it doesn't work great amongst the soilders and civilians, so they take them on and escape. Somethings I would like to point out. First, if my boyfriend made me a gun leg, he would never have to fold laundry again. Next, a shout out to the EMT who was WAY to positive in the hospital even when he was being attacked, way to go! I want J.T's hotdog phone! Dr. Dakota has great eye make-up that never runs :) I am not only one with useless talents! yay! And apparently the beach does take stress off because even during a zombie out break, we can laugh and have fun in the sun. Bruce Willis killed Bin Laden, this movie must be patriotic too! :) Overall I want to give this movie 4 RABIDSTARFISH for the fact that like Inglorious Basterds before, it is so bad-ass it has to be a bit rabid. I mean it had cool MISSING REEL parts and music just to give it edge and it did work! I guess if I had done this movie , I would have had it that she could switch guns from one to another on her leg, it would have been cool. Other than that....Bravo Robert Rodriguez...Bravo..