I call position A!

 When I saw this movie advertised on Tosh.0, I had to find it fast! The name itself is something that attracks the sanest ( yes me lol ) to watch a 98 minute European movie where all you see is human bugs. This movie is basically about a creepy German doctor who kiddnaps willing girls ( weird huh?) and a Japanese business man to become his alternative to human life in his life, which means sewing end to end ( yes, mouth to rectum) hence a human centipede! The movie had something interesting, the creepy dr. had some decency ( yes I sad decency) to burry his dead failures and morn them in a way, he is an interesting character. The house has a very marbled modern touch to it, and contains some interesting artwork that might have to do with what his past job, and leads to his nowaday obsession with conjoining things.  There was some funny bits to this film, like giving out the number for the rent a car company in Germany, meeting cute German waiters, weird hunting attire, creepy German porno freaks, and giving fetch a whole new meaning, plus I learned a little Japanese from the business man, except I can't put what he said on the blog, its only because I can't remember it all. I give the movie 3 RABIDSTARFISH!!! When I picked up this movie, I thought I was going to be so scared, I would have to stop the movie 10 minutes in, but alas, it wasn't so scary at all, its just the point and plot of the movie thats scary, it was like watching a independent movie, instead of extreme horror. Sure having to hear a girl rentch on the fact she is being feed shit is gross, but to be honest, wasn't to bad for me. The previews were scarrier. But none the less, this movie is one of the things you have to see as an induction to the horror genre, because if you can stand watching a man pull teeth and a girl eating shit, you have taken baby steps, next step you might ask? Lots and lots of blood.

Jack Rabbit Slims

 Pulp Fiction....wow! This movie made me take so many notes that I think I am suffering from carple tunnel, but since you most likely don't want to hear me go on and on or read alot of words, I will give you a little plot line to make it easier for your eyes ok? The movie first off has a great cast, I mean badass all the way. Jules ( Jackson ) and Vincent ( Travolta ) are hire for kill guys for this guy named Marsellus, who seems to have shaved and cut the back of his neck, and despite being a badass himself, later in the movie, you'll see why his so called badass status changes ok? Mia ( Uma T. ) is a major druggie as much as Vincent is, who has one of the nicest drug dealers I have ever seen ( note: I am only saying that out of sarcasm, I don't do drugs, and if you think I do and want to complain, well you need lives and to take the bug out of your butt) There is more I could tell you but I think I would ruin the plot, as much as Butch ( Bruce Willis) runins he well being for a family watch ( that he should clean before touching ), and Honey Bear and Pumpkin ( poor Tim Roth, thank god thats a pet name, high school would have been a hell hole if it wasn't ) need to pick there "places of work" more effeciently. This movie gets 4 RABIDSTARFISH!!!! The only thing that could have gotten it a 5 would have been if they answered the question on everyone's mind? WHAT WAS VINCENT READING??? WHAT WAS GLOWING IN THE BRIEFCASE???? I ran with guesses like O.J."s bloody glove, a bunch of gelt, or even the first issue of Playboy ( as a girl, I could see why a guy would stop a shooting/robbery for that I guess). This movie has Big Kahuna Burgers, bible verses,  Jerry Curls,  50's get-ups,  Paddlefoot ( creepy mouth cartoon ), refrences to Maxi Pads, a great green 1974 Chevy Nova, and not to mention the movie starts off with a dictionary term on the word pulp, so it has to be educational. Well done, for a movie that I thought was going no-where, and I was wrong. Bravo!