Who's Toby?

 Reservoir Dogs....a classic at just 18 years old ( I know this because it was made the year I was born) Basic Plot: hired job for several, have never met thives, that just turns wrong with the threat of a rat in the group. This movie was cool. It opens up with a bunch of con men discussing the song "Like a Virgin" by Madonna? Is that not interesting? It has some other interesting parts if you think about it? Like the opening credits is the gang walking down a street in slow-mo with nice suits on....can you say Men's Wearhouse Comercial lol I love that. They all go by colors for an alias (Mr. White, Mr. Brown, Mr. Blue, Mr.Orange, Mr. Blonde and Mr. Pink) It is very funny somehow when they try to switch color, it is like picking tribe names for camp, it takes FOREVER! There was blood and emotion, which isn't exactly shown in guys in movies like this, so kudos! There is the ear scene and the song "Stuck in the Middle with You" a classic icon of the movie. I think Tim Roth's pep talk into the mirror could be the one everyone needs, no matter how young or old. In the end all I want is the soundtrack, no matter how many songs are on it :) What do I give this movie? 4 RABIDSTARFISH!!!! It did have some times when there was nothing but I will not question the mind of Q.T due to the fact he is up there and I am down here lol.  So Reservoir Dogs...here is to another 18 years for the both of us...cheers!

Not a Cowboy....Stuntman

Death Proof....enough said ( just kidding ) Q.T  and friends did it again! Death Proof has an amazing story plot, from beginging to end. Like in Planet Terror, in the begining, they have a vintage, and continue to have, look. Not even 5 minutes in there was bong action, and I wasn't offended like most people would be, that and the drinking too. Jungle Julia ( just to get it out there is freaking tall, but is gracefull talk non the less) and her freinds start off a day with boose and smoke, as well as end it....but wait who is that? ITS ELI ROTH AND OMAR DOOM!!!! I screamed when they came on line someone would do for Elvis ( that goes for any other Q.T. movie as well) Amongst the bar they are in, we catch a look at Pam ( blonde Rose McGowan isn't to nice looking, she should be brunette) talking to StuntMan Mike (Kurt Russel, who I am not joking is my highschool history teacher, and just as cool :) ) After drinks, smoking, lap-dancing, and hooking up, everyone leaves, Jungle Julia and her friends, and Pam with Stuntman Mike. That night ends up being a huge murder scene, with a cop debating murder or NASCAR! And it looks like Dr. Dakota is back huh? Several Months go by and Stuntman Mike "freinds" a small group of young ladies and lets just say the thought very highly of him in the end. I thought this movie had some interesting points in it. First, ICYHOT sponsers stuntmen. Next, poetry gets a guy a lapdance. Dov could call me Shauna, I could care less ;) Nate is prepared with his little umbrella how cute.When reading books read like Forrest Gump. Pop machines alter our world's color. Ships Mast is a no go. You can hit a boat on land in the middle of no where and that Karma can be a tramp. What do I give this movie? 4 RABIDSTARFISH!!!! It had action, freedom of expression ( hint hint the bong action), sweet-ass cars and chases, and nachoes :) yum. I can't really say anything was wrong with this movie, but that 4 is a good number to be at. It makes me wish I knew someone like Warren, to say it and then just for the hell of it do it!

The rath of El Wray

 Ok when I saw Grindhouse's Planet Terror, my mind was on overload. It has everything a zombie movie can have, weird chemicals, clueless civilians, strippers (for the guys), J.T BBQ sauce, men's body parts coming off, either by force or melting (Quentin that means you), and a little end of the world romance. This movie starts off with a cool vintage film look like something out of the 70's. There is a preview for Machete that has a little padre who can kill, as best as he can, and all I could say is that is a guy you would want to be babtised by and have at your next BBQ. And before you know it scientists are cutting off balls and storing them, yes you heard me right, STORING THEM IN A PORTIBLE JAR!!!! Needless to say it is messy. Bruce Willis then realeases a chemical gas that turns people into the hungry dead, hence car crashes out the wazoo. Cherry (Rose McGowan) a reacently quiting stripper runs into her ex.....El Wray. Pretty soon afterwards we meet the doctor, who I can't read most of the time, other than he is crazy, and like to see if his temp rises and he is sick or not, and his wife and son. Soon the hospital is full of people with missing parts (yes limbs and even brains), and the un-infected seem to be okay with this? All in all it is a big battle to get to the Army Base, which is about 2 miles away from the strip joint Cherry worked at ( coincendence...I think not) once there it doesn't work great amongst the soilders and civilians, so they take them on and escape. Somethings I would like to point out. First, if my boyfriend made me a gun leg, he would never have to fold laundry again. Next, a shout out to the EMT who was WAY to positive in the hospital even when he was being attacked, way to go! I want J.T's hotdog phone! Dr. Dakota has great eye make-up that never runs :) I am not only one with useless talents! yay! And apparently the beach does take stress off because even during a zombie out break, we can laugh and have fun in the sun. Bruce Willis killed Bin Laden, this movie must be patriotic too! :) Overall I want to give this movie 4 RABIDSTARFISH for the fact that like Inglorious Basterds before, it is so bad-ass it has to be a bit rabid. I mean it had cool MISSING REEL parts and music just to give it edge and it did work! I guess if I had done this movie , I would have had it that she could switch guns from one to another on her leg, it would have been cool. Other than that....Bravo Robert Rodriguez...Bravo..

"That's a Bingo!"

 What can not be said about this movie?!? This is by far my favorite movie of all time (and that is saying something) It starts off a thing in me that just never gets old no matter how many times I see it. The Basterds...enough said..are a bunch of bad-ass Americans/Europeans who are pissed and are bringing down a group of people regarded as history's monster...and take care of them quite nicely ;) When it comes to the characters themselves....they got the right people for the job, hint hint Eli Roth!!! Hitler can hang him from the Eiffle Tower naked...I wouldn't care lol. The bear jew is the first place runner for which basterd I would want to carry one of their babies! I also kept hoping Mike Myers would break by chance into Austin Powers, but maybe he did and it is never spoken of.  Hugo Stiglitz, major bad-ass because he never says much and he gets to you still. Shosanna has done something I could have never done and that is burn film!!!! But to take out the Third Reich...of course, plus Marcel ain't a bad looking french man! Artie Hitcox (Michael Fassbender) is the only hot british guy that I can think of and actually looks nice with that mustache. Coolest name goes to Bridgette Von Hammersmark...I mean come on that is pretty damn awesome Diane, next time get a guy that hides a southern accent and actually looks Italian.Ok? As for Landa, I have to give props for being able to not only cross the language barrier, 4 TIMES, but to be hated and charming at the same time ( he deserved his Golden Globe and Oscar) B.J Novak and Omar Doom SHOUT OUT TO THE LITTLE GUYS WE LOVE YOU!!! :) Fredrick Zeller gets the determined German stalker award in my book for the year. I almost forgot Brad Pitt, he is the reason I might have the urge to go to Tennessee ( no offense) He has the best monolouge in the entire movie! He is so cool with the part in general. But aside from the quirky parts, I found alot of symbolism in the movie. When Landa (who was so needy that he might be the kid not getting off santa's lap) is at lunch with Shosanna, and puts out his german cigg on the french pastry, it has the idea of the germans power on France at the time. The music Quentin Tarantino has in his movie ( or all of them for that matter ) are so odd that is works! Plus it gives you a good history lesson like I didn't know Hitler was made of wax? lol, but seriously I should leave that alone right? I do feel bad for the guy on the bike in the end though to be honest. And I will say if I had to chose where I would die...movie theater would be number one. So what do I give this movie? 5 RABIDSTARFISH! It made me so happy to see this movie, not even a week later I bought my first video camera ok? Plus it introduced me to the amazing ability of Eli Roth and now his movies, which I am becoming a fan of :) So go and see it dammit! Because if my mom, who isn't big on violence, shouts "Kill him Dammit!" at Donny and Omar, it has to be good. So here's to you guys who were part of, made or even got take out for the memebrs on set and off, I salute you!
                                                                Stars: *****

What the hell is a Rabid Starfish?

 Ok that is a great question. Instead of stars to rate a movie..I use animals :) The rabidstarfish
story starts about three years ago when my little brother and I were watching the news and saw this little story about a guy who survived a dog attack, or something I really can't remember, anyways, it was also said he had survived a heart attack twice! He had a purple heart too! So me and my brother were just eing smartasses and were naming things like he survived a tornado, or having stiches, etc. Well when my time came around to say something, I said "He survived an attack from a rabidstarfish". I know totally random right? It made my brother laugh so hard he was crying....which is hard for me to do. So basically it will be stars still, but how can you tell if the starfish is rabid? Plain and simple: I will pretty much like everymovie....which are stars...bad movies get rabies. ;)

Whats this?

 Hey everyone! All though this may be the millionth blog like it, but this a is an opinion blog for what movies have been or are going to be :) I want to go into the film bussiness, so anyway I can go is good enough for me. I like writing and listening, so why not a blog? It does make me wonder if anyone will see this though, such a small blog on such a big topic and web :P but whatever, Frankly I don't give a damn! I hope you enjoy this blog. Sound good? Sir yes sir! :)