I call position A!

 When I saw this movie advertised on Tosh.0, I had to find it fast! The name itself is something that attracks the sanest ( yes me lol ) to watch a 98 minute European movie where all you see is human bugs. This movie is basically about a creepy German doctor who kiddnaps willing girls ( weird huh?) and a Japanese business man to become his alternative to human life in his life, which means sewing end to end ( yes, mouth to rectum) hence a human centipede! The movie had something interesting, the creepy dr. had some decency ( yes I sad decency) to burry his dead failures and morn them in a way, he is an interesting character. The house has a very marbled modern touch to it, and contains some interesting artwork that might have to do with what his past job, and leads to his nowaday obsession with conjoining things.  There was some funny bits to this film, like giving out the number for the rent a car company in Germany, meeting cute German waiters, weird hunting attire, creepy German porno freaks, and giving fetch a whole new meaning, plus I learned a little Japanese from the business man, except I can't put what he said on the blog, its only because I can't remember it all. I give the movie 3 RABIDSTARFISH!!! When I picked up this movie, I thought I was going to be so scared, I would have to stop the movie 10 minutes in, but alas, it wasn't so scary at all, its just the point and plot of the movie thats scary, it was like watching a independent movie, instead of extreme horror. Sure having to hear a girl rentch on the fact she is being feed shit is gross, but to be honest, wasn't to bad for me. The previews were scarrier. But none the less, this movie is one of the things you have to see as an induction to the horror genre, because if you can stand watching a man pull teeth and a girl eating shit, you have taken baby steps, next step you might ask? Lots and lots of blood.